Funny sh*t! Lmao

So this morning...i sent my husband this text...I need you to call me. I just woke up. Went to pee in my shot glass and it dropped in the toilet and now i cant get it out. I dk what do do. I almost shit on the floor. Cus i have a diarrhea. So i went to the bathroom in the small trash can. I cant figure out how to turn the water off in the toilet. I cant getahold of the damn thing i even tried tongs. 🤔😑🥵🤬 lmfao... im 10 dpo and have been trying to figure out my cycles with opks.. laughable moment.