What I did to my SIL 🤣

I called her and she was half asleep and fell back asleep on the phone. She has 6 month old twins don’t judge her.

Okay TMI here bloody gross.

I still can’t believe I did this. I was raised on a farm, I’ve seen some gruesome stuff. It was just months ago where our goat gave birth and had a uterine Prolapses and I helped the vet shove her uterus back inside of her.

But my own blood? APPARENTLY I can’t do that. I have never cut myself or broken a bone in my life until this. Call it luck.

I sliced my foot open on my mirror a few days ago. It was very bad, like thick bright red blood pouring and gushing from my foot with my pulse.

I immediately felt cold and nauseas and dizzy. I was so dizzy that I fell down and couldn’t get up. I kept blacking out and coming back every 2 seconds and I was bleeding EVERYWHERE and needed help and my so would NOT wake up (which he feels extremely guilty for) so I called my SIL and I couldn’t speak at first and she was like “what?” And then fell asleep on the phone. I said “I cut myself and I am bleeding and passing out and I need help assessing this situation.”

“Assessing the situation” lmfao. I was like out of my mind lmfao.

This was not funny at first but looking back? It was like cutting my foot open made me drunk.

Yes I am okay and my foots okay and it doesn’t hurt anymore and it’s healing beautifully. Thankfully I got it to stop bleeding on my own and took care of myself by myself. God I just can’t do my own blood at all ever. I never want to see that again

I never want to have to ASSESS THE SITUATION again

I can’t believe I called her and woke her up for no reason lmfao but I was scared dont hate me. She said all she remembers is me making noise like a vacuum lmfao. Yeah probably my brain felt like it was dying