Stoned Thoughts: Things We Could Live Without

So I was sitting here on my couch observing the gnats that have flocked to the outside of my window screen, and I remembered too quickly the amount of gnats I've had to swat away from my face on humid summer evening. I instantly got annoyed and Googled the "life purpose of gnats," and I came to this conclusion- I am stoned and for sure cannot type it all out again so I took a screen shot.

Am I the only one that Googles the life purpose of things that annoy me?