I had a dream I beat the crap out of my twins

Okay sooo I had a dream I found out that I had two identical twin sisters. We were triplets.

Y’all need to read this because this dream is hilarious

They HATED me. They grew up together as twins and then all the sudden I come along and make it triplets and they hated me for it.

I go to live with them and the first thing I do is clean their rooms and the rest of their living space because It was disgusting.

For some reason, they didn’t have a lot of hair and wore some really crappy wigs. They hated me because I had hair, oh AND boobs. For some reason out of the 3 I was the only one to grow some boobs.

We go out driving and one of my sisters throws her bra that has some kind of gelatin implant in it out of the window and literally busts my driver side window open and Is acting like a CRAZY person and tried to grab the steering wheel saying she was going to make us crash because I didn’t deserve a car. I punched her in the face, knocked her out until we get in the driveway.

Then we just go and eat dinner with our “mom” and I’ll explain how she wasn’t my mom in a minute.

We sit down at the dinner table quietly and the sister i punched, well her wig is sideways. Her

Mom says “what happened.” And I said “oh she decided to throw her boobs out of my driver window which I plan to make her pay for and then I punched her in the face so that ugly ass wig probably needs to come off.” And her sister said “ugly? Seriously I wouldn’t be the one calling her ugly.”

And I said “are you literally dumb. We are identical triplets, SAME SPERM, SAME EGG.

CLONES. So if IM ugly, both of you are too.”

“No we are pretty sure something happened to you.”

Their mom chimes in and is like “can we at least wait until dinner.”

And I’m like “okay. IM the ugly one. And you two are the ones who live in FILTH and are disgusting creatures who keep roaches as friends yeah remember how I cleaned everything before I could even sit down, ya NASTIES. And at least I don’t throw my boobs out of the car window!” -side note I wasn’t aware that they filled their bras until the content of her bra went out my window

Her mom hits the dinner table and screams stop and she gets up and COMES AFTER ME (my sister not the mom) And i rip her wig off and put it in her cats litter box! She hits me for that too and I was a lot stronger than both of them, (dream logic) I got her to sick back down in her chair and I told their mom “SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOUR DAUGHTERS. You invite me to come into your home to live here and I am supposed to be their sister! And they treat me like this for no reason.” And then I just asked for the money to fix my window from their mom and I left.

It was a really weird dream but hilarious.

And oh, we were donated eggs? That’s how we didn’t have the same moms. We were clones of the same donated egg. It was a lab experiment. I was the original and they were my clones but I never told them that because they already hated me.

Yes my dreams are very wild. I write them down after waking up