INTENSE GAS PAIN! (TMI)

Oh my gosh! I was just awoken out of my sleep by the worst gas pains I have ever felt in my life!! TMI I had diarrhea now I have horrible constipation, like I simply didn't drink enough water and notgjnfs moving. The gas pains keep coming in horrible waves! These ads so horrible! I just feel like I need some really good farts but nothing will come. I even have horrible burp gas right now too. I just want sleep!!