I swear to you my husbands life goal is to wake the baby up every morning!!! I can’t do it!!!! He literally makes every noise as loud as he fucking can. He talks in a normal tone like there isn’t a baby asleep in our room, he stomps around, turns on his flashlight, goes in the other room and is even louder.... LIKE HELLO WE CAN STILL HEAR YOU! Sometimes I want to scream “shut the fuck up and go to work!!!!” Lol I swear I love him, but my god it gets old