Omg funny story, SAD rookie mistake!!!

Ashley

Yesterday I was all frisky, woke my SO up with a BJ, which had me hot and bothered all day... he goes about his day I play house wife clean entire house, shower, cook dinner, put on sexy  lingerie....

add a little booty ease, like a virgin, AND “O”

Why not right? I’m planning a great evening.

Night goes on the dirty starts OMG the booty ease spread to my Jay!!!! I didn’t feel ANYTHING!!! I was so numb, I could tell that my juices were flowing and the sex was/would have been awesome but i had to fake the whole night because I was too embarrassed to tell him what happened!!! Lmaooooo thank goodness it didn’t reach the top portion.

He came back three times so I know what I missed out on was banging (literally 😂😂)

Merp so sad, I use such a small amount and pay attention to make sure everything’s applied correctly, I was just so worked up and ready it mixed in and spread

😂😫😂😫😂😫😂😫😫😫😫😫😫😂😂😂😂😂