Husband tattooo prank ideas??

If u have humor join in, if not peace✌🏽✌🏽

So my husband is in military on COVID orders. He calls me sooo horny talking really dirty. He jokingly tells me that he wants me to tat my ass with his name( I know his joking ). Anyway, he is coming home soon and I discovered this customizable fake tattoo site (momentary Ink) and now I want to prank him. At first I thought of just putting his name “Shawn” but I now I want a sexy saying that will make him laugh afterwards. Obviously this is a joke between me and him so I want him to be surprised and shocked. I was thinking “Shawn’s property” “ this ass belongs to Shawn” or a heart with his name.

Any good but believable ideas?

I just can’t wait until he comes home and takes my clothes off, bends me over and sees it 🤣🤣