Slap me on the wrist, Merp situation, FML 🤦‍♀️

6 weeks postpartum, hubby and I started to become active again last week and he “accidentally” didn’t realize he was in the Jay and not ass. I’m calling super bullshit there, I thought he was going to pull out and he didn’t. He says I just thought you really relaxed. Bullshit..... anyway here we are... that was 5 days ago and I’ve starts a dark brown spotting very very lightly two days in a row. What’s the possibility this is implantation bleeding or my period trying to come back.

Yes I know shame me for the irresponsible ness.