The worst baby blow out I’ve ever seen

I worked in an infant daycare class. I had sat one of the older babies in a jumper and grabbed one of the smaller babies to change him and put new clothes on him because he spit up all over his outfit. When I put that baby down and turned my head I smelled it. I look over and there’s poop on the floor underneath the older baby’s feet. She had pooped all over the jumper, and pooped out of it, I go and pick her up and she had pooped so far up her back that it was in her hair! She pooped that much THAT fast!? I quickly take her to the changing table. I figured out quickly that she had reached down and got it on her Binki that was in her hands and she was GOING TO PUT IT IN HER MOUTH so I Ninja swiped the Binki into the sink next to the changing table. This is when I proceeded to wrestle an octopus covered in poop that was DETERMINED to put her poop in her mouth. It was so bad that I just put her in the sink and washed her off with water and then I held her while I cleaned the poop covered changing table, and then put new clothes and diaper on her and it didn’t end there. I sat her down clean as a whistle and I had to take the jumper she was in completely apart after cleaning the poop off the floor. It had to be washed in the daycares washer by itself 😬

Everything in that class is shared so I bleached everything that the poo touched.

That was the worst blow out diaper that I’ve witnessed YET. I forgot to add that i got covered in poop as well so I had to change clothes and just use whatever the daycare had to offer for the time being. They were nice enough to let me wash my clothes in the daycares washer and dryer so I didn’t have to take home work clothes covered in poop.

I just remember calling the manager over, class and babies all clean, and her coming to the door and me being covered in poop like “can I please change my clothes? We had a blowout.” And her being like PLEASE DO lmfao

Because of daycare i know how to take apart any “baby” furniture because of the fact that poop seemingly Get’s EVERYWHERE. That’s a skill I learned well in daycare lmfao.