y’all WHY-

we went to a pumpkin patch today to get some holiday photos done and there was a festival too so we figured we’d pack the gang up and take them there. it was me, my husband, our 7yr old, and our 4month old, and idk if you’ve ever traveled anywhere with a 7yr old and a baby but it’s not for the faint of heart.

my husband had ONE job, i wanted a shot of me and the kids and THIS IS THE ONLY PICTURE HE GOT

it’s me mid sentence telling him to call JJ over (the 7yr old) with the pumpkin he picked out.

what i don’t understand is we posed and everything, i asked my husband if he got at least one good pic thinking he took more than one and he said yes-

i was like “you’re kidding right ?” and he genuinely could not see anything wrong with the picture.

so i guess we’ll be making another trip to the patch very soon and i will be hiring a photographer because istg he does this every year. i get beautiful photographs of him and the kids but the pictures he takes of me are .. well y’all get it. this’ll be the third year in a row that i’m not on the holiday card.