How my weekend has been MOTHER IN LAW edition 🤦‍♀️

Let's start off by my mother in law KNOWS NO BOUNDARIES!!!!!!

my husband has been deployed since August 😥 he is finally home super excited to have him again 💗 Well the day that I pick him up from the airport we got into another plane, to go to his parents there anniversary party ( more like a family cook out). So we arrived father in law was super excited to see us and my brother in law he was like " mom didn't want to come she is currently fighting with her mother over the sleeping situation "

Let me explain this ..... his mother always puts us in his old room that's wall to wall to her room. in a full size bed that makes noise with every damn move. And gives the basement living area to brother in law basement is beautiful, living room , kitchen, laundry room, like it's very beautiful. But no we always get the noisy bed lol..

So we get to the house she is running out the door " my baby boy omg honey you're home **tear tear tear**" cleans her face " Hi J😒" . We walked in first thing she says is well you guys will be sleeping in the basement 😡 . Father in law helped us get our stuff downstairs we here comes his mom " well ppl get ready we are going out they are expecting us ". We all made a face 👀 " who exactly "? Her response " our friends " we all have been traveling we are tired. So my father in law says to her ** " Y honey everyone is tired let them set in shower relax eat " she response with " ok fine I'll call and cancel 😡"

We are finally alone we are hugging kissing about to shower together. His mom is right on the living room( basement living room ) so she's been hearing us this whole time we thought we was alone in the room we see her she goes " gag ok " 🙄 . And continue to scroll thru her phone. So he showers first I wait upstairs for him she never came up she stayed downstairs. Father in law says to me where's y ? I tell him well she's downstairs on the couch why? He calls her and pulls her aside in the kitchen " do not start 😒 leave them alone you never go to the basement don't start now LEAVE THEM ALONE " . We eat relax we about to sit on the couch here comes his mom let me sit with my baby J my husband " gave her a look like seriously mom ". So a few hrs passed my husband says am gonna go lay down babe you coming ,obviously lol 🤩 while walking my father in law says * hey grab the key that's on the chain the one in blue that's to lock the door from the inside * we go downstairs lock and straight to bed 🥵 man I've missed my man 🤭🤤😜... a few hrs go by * knock knock * mother in law ,open the door hello open .

To shorten the story more lol , the whole time we was there she didn't want us to be alone or if she saw him getting affectionate with me she would try and cut in always. Like ok you missed your son but I missed my husband also you know ,one of the mornings being there we woke up to her in bed with us like wtf .