THANK YOU FOR FIRING ME!

Thank you for firing me over an email because you lack the actual balls to do it in person, i knew you were a shit attorney by the way you always avoided your clients, but its nice to confirm you lack balls too.

Thank you because now i can file for unemployment and get paid on time bc your shit firm cant even pay their staff on time.

Thank you for firing me on the day i called in sick, your lack of humanity will look great in front of the EOEC. Cherry on the cake for the retaliation case, really.

I look forward to seeing you in court, because money cant pay for all the damage you've done to me, but it sure can pay my law school loans.

Thank you for firing me, your lack of empathy and understanding for your employees is really paying off.

Its really a win for me, so thank you.