Postpartum Braxton Hicks contractions?!?

I'm 9 months postpartum and today I've felt like I've had BH contractions a few times! I know phantom kicks can happen, but phantom contractions, wtf? 😂 Anyone else have something like this happen or am I the only weirdo?

I should add, there is zero chance that I am pregnant, much less so far along in pregnancy to feel BH contractions.