I'M FUCKING TRAUMATIZED!

My 17 year old son has been exploring dying his hair. He's been dying it crazy colors. He was pink a while ago. She my his takes him to get his hair dyed and when they come back I don't seen my son. Just my husband so I go and grab my husband's ass..... THAT WAS NOT MY HUSBAND'S ASS!!! After 2 years of crazy hair colors, my son decides he actually wants to go an auburn color. Like his father's hair................................... My son lost it. I screamed. My husband laughed. My son demanded his dad take him back so he can make a new appointment and turn his hair the craziest color they have. I'm mortified. We have just kind of... Not spoken of it.