This is a little embarrassing so I have to ask. So this morning after my shower my husband says to me, “did you stick your finger in your butt to clean it?” And I said, “no, why would I do that?” He said to get it nice and clean and asked if I used soap in there. I said no but that I used soap all around and on it and stopped in the middle of my sentence and said, “do you really want me to explain to you how I clean my butt?” He said I need to use soap and put my finger in “past the sphincter” clean with soap and water. Then he wanted me to clean it with antibacterial hand soap after that and then put this good smelling lotion on it while in the shower. He said that he sticks his finger in to clean his butt everyday. (And I’m thinking woopty do, good for you. I don’t even get to take a shower everyday due to taking care of our one year old as a SAHM. And then I wondered if other women do this to clean their butts...)

This conversation didn’t arise out of the blue. Last night we had really good sex. I even let him play with my butt with his fingers. All was well, until he decided my butt was relaxed enough to take his cock. It was but I wasn’t expecting it and I didn’t want to do anal because I wasn’t planning on it and didn’t know how clean I was or if I had a BM soon. I’m pregnant so my bowel movements have been sporadic. So anyway. He didn’t get to finish (at all) because our one year old woke up and needed to be nursed back to sleep. And before falling asleep he mentioned wanting to finish later or in the morning. I said that it probably wasn’t going to happen especially not in the morning. So this morning he wanted to do anal again (like we have time for all that intimacy in the morning with a one year old. After my shower (which was interrupted by him bringing the baby to me to comfort nurse for a few minutes), we started to have sex and he started playing with my butt again and said he wanted to finish in my butt and I said no. Thankfully we were interrupted by our one year old and that’s when he made the “did you clean your butt” comment.