Embarrassing sex stories?

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I wanted to hear some of your embarrasing stories, so I will shre one of mine to start off. 
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​My SO is very sensitive around blood, it makes him naseus and he can't stand to be around it. We were doing it in the shower once, and out of nowhere my nose just started bleeding like crazy!! The thing is, I didn't even realize it until I looked down and the water was red! He freaked out and had to get out of the shower because he thought he was going to puke.... Ew. Lol.

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I have my belly pierced and one night my husband and I decided to do it before heading out . When we were leaving I checked my outfit n realized my belly ring came off ... I tried to find it but no luck . The next day when we woke up and as my husband was walking to the shower he sneezed really loud and my belly ring (just the little screw on ball) popped out of his belly button like a bullet ! Omg I still laugh when I remember??

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My ex always wanted me to get into doggy position while he gave me oral.  I always told him no cause I felt uncomfortable with oral in that position. One day I finally agreed to and right when he stuck his mouth on me I queefed in his face. He thought I farted and just instant turn off. Didn't have sex with me for awhile after that.

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Lol. That's funny. Mine is more on the nasty side. My bf had never performed oral sex before, so he told me he wanted to try it. I hadn't shaved in a while. So I rushed to the bathroom and shaved. I should've taken a shower but instead i just wiped it. When he went to give me head he kept getting little pieces of hair in his mouth. I felt bad that I had ruined his first time. Lol

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I think my most embarrassing would have to be when my man and I had our first quickie at his mom's house lol. There was a family party going on and at the time, I'd been staying with his mom because there were issues with the landlord at his apartment. We were so used to nightly sex, that the one or two days without really got to us. When he came over, he searched me out and once we locked eyes, I knew what was going to happen. We snuck into the bathroom and omg it was amazing. What we didn't know was that the small window was open a crack & his niece had been sitting directly under it outside..we came out all giggling, thinking we got away with it. Well as soon as we went outside, his niece started cheering and asking when the baby will be here lmao omgggg I died! It was *so*embarrassing but hilarious at the same time ?

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A guy I dated kept flipping me around in all sorts of positions and we end up both falling off the bed together... I laughed so hard but he was pretty embarrassed. Thankfully no one got hurt! The guy I dated got years in college, we had no privacy in our dorms so we were having sex on the bathroom floor and for some reason my back like, got suctioned cup to the floor a little bit and made this insanely loud farting sound... Again so funny to me but he was quite startled lol

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More funny than embarrassing:
Hubby & I were going at it. Our cat came in to see what was up, got scared, & hid under the bed we were on. Well...we broke the bed & almost killed our cat. Yikes!

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Drunken sex, went to get on top lost my balance and face planted into the window over our bed. Ended up breaking my nose ?

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Me and my so we're staying at a friend's house in the garage and had sheets as a makeshift wall. One day someone's drink went missing and our friends mom walked in on us (normally everyone asks before entering) and she was notified at first then when we came out she had the whole house laughing about it and we just couldn't stop laughing she hasn't been able to look at either of us the same since

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When hubby and I first started dating, he was stationed in Cali and when he came to visit for the first time, we were excited and whatnot and decided to get frisky. Well while I was giving him head, he like tried to make me deep throat it and I almost puked all over him. A little actually came up, but I held it in my mouth until I could make it to the bathroom. THEN I went to visit him in Cali and I was on my period and he wanted to do it anyways, so we're having sex at the hotel and the sheets were covered! So we're his favorite pair of shorts. It seriously looked like a murder scene. Lol luckily it was a two bed hotel, so we slept on the other one for the rest of the trip.

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First time, my boyfriend was so excited and he lasted like less than a minute. I didn't mind lol it's no big to me really but he was sooo upset with himself! I felt so bad for him because he beats himself for things he can't control...

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