Funny sex stories!

Caitlyne • Bonus mom to 2💜💙 Bio mom to 1 💜
Ladies! Post your funniest sex story.
Let's start 2016 with a good laugh! 
A few months ago my SO and I were having sex, all was going great. We were about to switch positions, he goes to put it back in and he's like "um babe, the condom isn't there" 
We spend a good 10 minutes trying to find the condom, not wanting to leave it in the bed, which definitely ruins the mood. We find nothing. I reach down, and well let's just say, the condom didn't go anywhere. 
So embarrassing but beyond hilarious!