okay so i know this is a really dumb question but, i just rode my new dildo for the first time (new to having sex toys/sex) and i was wondering if anyone had any tips as to how to hide my wobbly legs from my parents o.O (or get rid of it quickly)

what ive been doing is drinking water and embarrassingly, they’ve been having me move up and down the house and ive had to walk almost like a duck waddling.

i also have an interview tomorrow so i’m also hoping i dont feel this way either 😭