All I ever say anymore is...

"Oh, my gosh!!" Followed by a grunting sound. 
Getting in and out of car
Putting on socks and shoes
Putting on underwear
Drying my body after shower
Unloading dishwasher
Pickin up anything 
Pulling up pants
Walking up steps
Getting out of bed 
Wiping my butt
Baby kicking me 
I need this boy out, stat!