Craving "Rant"

So I go to work for a few hours and my stomach is growling all the way home but nope I'm not stopping I have a "Grilled Chicken Salad" at home in the fridge... I get hope strip off my clothes turn the heat up to 80 (I love it hot) Open the fridge and my salad is MISSING!!! I glance over at the trash and there it is the container just sitting there empty... 1st thought is I didn't eat that... 2nd thought I must be dreaming 3rd thought somebody is gonna get HURT.... he ate  my $&@#...... I had to go out and get another one since he's at work but he will hear about it.