This tickled me..

I live in Maine. We get more snow than alot of places..I was watching the news tonight and saw they declared it a homeland security emergency and a deadly storm that's going on. In maine they're like.. it's gonna snow.. alot.. get some damn bread and stay off the roads. Last winter we got foot after foot of snow and it was never an emergency. Dig yourself out with a shovel and drive slow. Don't slam your brakes and everything will be alright..homeland security measures.. really??