Letter to AF

Nancy
Dear AF 
I want to start by thanking you for always showing up on time for the last past 23 years, even though a few times you came during our trips and anniversaries you were always welcome. You have been reliable and comforting during times that I was not careful. But now I'm asking you to please take a vacation and don't come back for 9 months. I would really appreciate this time a part so I can have a baby.
Sincerely yours,
Desperate mommy to be