If Christians had their own holidays. . .

Cake • It's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.
What name would they give the holidays? What traditions would they have? Would it become Hallmark holidays like all the pagan based ones? It's a known fact that every major holiday is completely pagan in origin. So I wanna know what you can come up with - Christians and non. .
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This is meant to be a creative and fun question - no bashing, please! I'd really like to see what holidays for those of the Christian faith people can come up with. Get creative~! 
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I think it'd be neat to have one for Jesus' ACTUAL birthday (which I think is some time in April??). Traditions would include tons of food based on traditional middle eastern cuisine~!