Embarrassing and funny moments

Ok let's hear some embarrassing or funny moments that have happened to you and your SO during your relationship, or just shortly after the relationship started, or just before. Those moments where it's like "this is probably the moment any sane woman would have ran away fast" 😂

For us it's about two weeks after we started dating, he had a bottle of Scottish Whiskey, and he went outside for about ten minutes. I could tell something was different, so I was being curious and asked him how much he had drank. "Just a couple shots".

Two hours later, he's outside, laying on the ground (it was muddy by the way), saying it was the most comfortable place he's been in a while. Then he howls, like a wolf 😂😂

Anyway, fast forward thirty minutes, and I let him lay there another hour. Finally, it's like 3am and I go out and tell him he's gotta come inside. So I help him up, and he's covered in mud! All over.

I take him to the bathroom, and I take his shirt and shorts off, and I was gonna keep his boxers on him but he didn't have any on (just my luck right).

So he steps in the shower and all I can think of is "OhMyGod it is so not right for me to see his penis without permission. Do I wash it? No that's wrong. Don't look at it, he hasn't said it's ok yet" 😂😂😂

We still laugh quite hard about that story. I guess it wasn't necessarily bad, since we've been together for 4 years now.