Dear SO...

Dear SO,

If I wasn't pregnant it wouldn't be a big deal, I really wouldn't mind at all, but that's not the case.

It's 4 in the morning and I don't like the fact that you have 6 friends over in the living room drunk from the bar while I'm trying to f*ing sleep! And it probably wouldn't be a big deal if this was a one time thing...no you do it almost every weekend!

How the hell would you feel if I did this shit to you? Had my friends over at all hours of the night while you didn't feel well? I imagine you would be rather pissed off! And telling your friends to "shhhh" every so often doesn't do shit! They just get loud again two minutes later!

You're an inconsiderate asshole right about now and it's to the point that I don't even like being around you because you have me so pissed off!

Sincerely,

Your pregnant girlfriend.