Momma's Baby

To my sweet and precious daughter Kayla. I love you so much and can't wait til you get here. But could you plz do mommy a favor? Could you please not stretch all the time, it is very hard to breathe. Oh and plz dont sit on my pelvic bone and swing your leg. It hurts so much. I know you get very excited when you hear the word "ice cream" (lol you just kicked as i typed this) can u take it down a notch. We have less than 9 more weeks together so expect an eviction notice posted at the vagina after that time. If you just do these things less often and allow mommy to rest, then i will give you all the ice cream you want. Thanks in advance!

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