Is somebody thinking of doing enema at home?!?

Hi future mommies. I know they dont clean your bowels anymore in the hospitals with the excuse it interferes with labor. But somehow the idea of me pooping while giving birth or my baby having mouth open or being coverd in poop just doesnt please me at all. I am thinking of buying enema and doing it myself before going to the hospital. Is anybody thinking the same or thinking about it at all?