Funny hookup/sex stories 😂

Lucielle • Well hello there.
There are many story topics but I have yet to see a funny one. So please respond with your absurd or hilarious stories regardless of how weird or nasty or hilarious they are.
Here's mine:
There's a local haunted house that is open with a mini water park outdoors over the summer, and the houses and mazes are left open, without the actors. Now the actors hide in these trap doors in the haunted houses so when my boyfriend and I found ourselves alone in there when we were 15 we of course ran into one of the little hidden rooms. We made out and I went down on him ya know the whole thing. Next part of the haunted house was the mirror maze. I looked in the mirror and said, "OMG LOOK AT MY FACE!!!!"
The maze was lit by UV lights.
I glowed.

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