"Don't cosleep, that's how an 18 year old will crawl into your bed after a bad dream,"

"Rice cereal is fine after 2 months."

"Pacifiers cause deformed teeth,"

"Don't let your dog near your baby, that's how they get crushed,"

"Cigarette smoke isn't going to affect them unless it's repeated."

"Don't eat any corn, it doesn't get digested so it could clog the ambilical cord,"

"Tylonal causes low birth weight,"

"You should only be showering once every four days, builds up babies immunity,"

"You did fine with a blanket in your crib."

I'm only 4 months along and already doing it wrong.