OH MY DAMN FUCKING GOSH.

I went to the dr today because I thought maybe it was a lactose intolerance but it was not getting better after not eating dairy. She thought it was my appendix and ordered an urgent CT scan witch came back clear so she said "oh well" and sent me home. REALLY?! IVE BEEN DYING ALL FUCKIN WEEK I CANT JUST GO CHILL AT HOME. 

 (Ps when we got home my sweet hubby did some reasesrch and believes I had/have salmonella poisoning from the eggs. My symptoms match to the T so great going there Dr. You couldn't figure that out? Thanks for nothing)

ANYWAYS. I get home and go to sleep and my "new manager" (apparently I have a new manager now) calls and says I have to prove I'm actually sick BUT I ALREADY FUCKI QUIT - NEXT SATURDAY IS MY LAST DAY BITCH! 

then. If things weren't pissy enough... my 16 yr old SIL texts me "are you sure it's salmonella? Because you already thought it was for sure lactose and then for sure your appendix"

YOU. FUCKIN. KIDING. ME?! No im not sure! My doctor hasn't done shit for me! Also I'm in a LOT of pain from the intestinal destruction it does so really you want to get all smart-assy on me? While I'm sick? All I ever do for you is drive you places, buy you things, let you sleep in my house and eat my food and watch my tv and wear my clothes and I've never scolded you for anything your did... back the fuck up. Omg. Anyways. I'm glad Glow exists so I don't have to make my DH's ears bleed with all this nonsense lol. 

I better get my bfp. That's all.