Embarrassing emergency

Scene: Church, end of service. LARGE congregation

Me: knee length dress.

Just as the service ended, i stood up, felt a rush warm in my public region. I kinda ignore it thinking it maybe i had pinched a nerve while sitting fit so long. Nope nope nope. The warm ran down my leg.

I'm freaking over 30 and my period decided to dump on me in church. I dashed out and tried to not get the blood on my dress while using my purse as a shield.

All turned out ok, but oh my.