interesting bodies

Anybody else have interesting body shapes? Like for me, I believe I am plus size. Except that I am rather small chested (38B). My hips are a rather large 43in though. My bum is rather plump as well. My thighs are bit big but from the knee down, my legs are rather slim. Where you'd think I'd have wide calfs, I don't. I have a slight belly as well. So am I pear shaped orrr? Any one else rather interestingly shaped?