comical pregnancy poem! my poetry is crap but here goes
Why am I out of breath do u ask?
Darling there's a bump to get past
I'm big and I'm round
I get stuck on the ground
For 40 long weeks this will last
"But darling it's only temporary" you say
Phh try carrying this human all day?
I pee when I sneeze
When I walk I now wheeze
And I have so much more to say
Putting on socks is a chore to me now
When I feel just as large as a cow
Shaving down there is all guess
I feel such a huge mess
My hormones can start every row!
I love our baby to bits, this much is very true but please dear husband answer me this would u cope if this were you?
Being kicked all day and night
The back ache is no delight
In labour we think fuck it!
When our fanny looks like a bucket
But we know it'll all be alright!
Very random I know just felt like it! 😂
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