Irregular Period Problems

Update: I have talked to my doctor and was told I only needed to go on birth control if the irregular periods bothered me. I also have a cyst on my ovary and Crohn's disease that could affect my periods. My dermatologist is also having me tested for PCOS because of my acne and irregular periods, and my sister having it. I meant this post as a joke, because it really does run through my mind when I haven't had my period for two months. And yes, I am aware that you need to have sex to become pregnant, hence the "even though I've never even kissed a boy". Thank you for being slightly condescending, though.