Wild child!

Lol okay so I'm reading people's bedtime routines and they are all like yeah, I bathe him/her, massage him/her with lavender lotion, read them a bedtime story, blah blah blah, then I lay them down just before they fall asleep. And I'm like... my baby rolls and scoots and and flings himself around while trying this whole massage bs, bed time story? You mean struggling to keep hold of the book as forces it into his mouth? Or slaps it mercilessly? Then as I lay him down while he's just holding on to his last bit of wakefulness..he realizes he's laying flat and not in my arms so he screams and screams:) pacifier? Nah. Bottle? Nah, it's Mommas arms or bust!

Seriously I feel like I'm doing it all wrong or he's just a crazy man.