Teen girl gets pregnant with no vagina

For all you ladies who spend thousand of dollars on lubes, pillows, cups, and spend countless hours with your legs up in the air hoping to force every last sperm to enter your uterus, please read this. This girl got pregnant with literally no vaginal opening. Sperm survived stomach acid, and a trip from the stomach, through her abdominal cavity and still wound up meeting an egg. Please, stop doing hand stands. Do your thing if you really want to, but you really are not doing anything. You will get pregnant if your body accepts it, and there is nothing a $40 bottle of lube can do to help that.