Passing gas
The fact that I have absolutely NO control over my farts is driving me crazy. Every time I bend over, I fart. Every time I get out of the car, I fart. Every time I get up from the couch, I fart. Every time I gracefully (not) roll out of bed, I fart. Thankfully my fiance and I have been together for so long he just thinks it's funny but when I'm in public, OMG. Please make this stop. Only 2 1/2 weeks left or less.
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