Craziest Thing In Exchange For....

KK
So last night around midnight my partner wanted a hamburger and he keeps begging me to go get one! I offered to make one but he was like baby please! (Joking of course lol) and he finally looked at me all serious like and said "baby if you go get me a juicy hamburger I'll give you dick!" I'm younger so I like it more and since he's older he well he's lazy 😂 
What is the silliest/craziest thing your man has offered in exchange for something!?