Guys reactions to cramps

So I'm in my room, as usual, experiencing the worst cramps ever. (Cramps so bad, that they make me start repenting for all my sins. Like why God? Take the pain away) So in pain i head downstairs to the kitchen to make tea and heat a bottle of hot water. My brother and sister see me and just part ways, they can tell by the look on my face that I'm cramping...bad. but I don't make it to the kitchen. A wave of pain hits me and I'm on the floor hunched over screaming and crying from the pain. 2 of my brothers rush over to me. So one of them says, its just a fart try and push it out, then you'll be okay. (Lol its funny now but at that moment I wanted to hurt him!) My other brother then says do you want me to call the ambulance, I told him no. The doctors would just give me ibpro and send me home. I told him give me 6 to 8 hours and then the pain will pass. Fear filled his face and he said. Do you see yourself? You'll be dead by then! Then he says he'll google what to do. A few seconds later he said google said you should exercise to ease the pain. I gave him an evil stare (exercise wasn't an option) and I managed to crawl back up the stairs and into my bed to endure the pain. My little sister then brings me a hot water bottle and says, "God look I helped her, plz don't let me get cramps like that". Lol we both laughed.