Funny Sex Story From My Teen Years

So my husband and I have been married since we were 17 and 18, together since 15 and 16. In high school we could have had sex at his mother's house since no one was ever home and I slept over all the time anyway (my parents were too lenient), but we didn't like the lack of privacy. Soooo... We had sex in our cars (both small... I drove a Honda Accord and he drove a 2 door Pontiac Grandam) and in the woods VERY often 😂 Every Sunday afternoon after church, and every Wednesday between school and church, plus a few more days here and there. We were heathens lol. We actually had sex for the first time in a hunting blind 😂 We always went to his family's hunting property, we thought we were the only ones with keys to get through the gate since we were the only ones in the family who actively hunted... We were wrong 😂

So one afternoon, when we were 16 and 17, I think it was February or so because it was quite cold, we were going at it in his Pontiac and the windows are all fogged up. The property is very remote so you don't usually hear much there but birds and such. All of a sudden I hear a car door close. My husband didn't notice it, but I said "hey what was that?" And he just kept going and said "nothing babe", but I was paranoid so I leaned up and rubbed some of the condensation off the back glass. Low and behold, here was the town's most interesting resident walking towards the car 😳 An older black man, very redneck, looooves gossip, and sells pills to everyoooone. I start freaking out, I don't want this old man to see my naked butt! My husband didn't really know what to do either. I open the door and shove him out, butt naked 😂😂😂 He slips on his cowboy boots and stands up, cock and balls in his hands, red in the face (from embarrassment and what we were just doing). The old man says "what you doing out here boy?" My husband just sits there, trying to come up with an explanation, and says "uhhhhhhhh just fishin" and the old man chuckles and says "alright then, I won't tell your daddy, hope you catch something good" and he checks his rabbit traps really quick like he came out there to do, and leaves. He then drives down the road to the only restaurant in town, where everyone hangs out to drink coffee and chat (everybody knows everybody here), and tells everyone, including my husband's mother, what had just happened 🙄 She called, giggling, not long after and said to make sure next time we go fishing that we're actually going to be alone 😂 My husband said we were fishing since that's really what we went to go do, we just got preoccupied 🤷🏼‍♀️😂 

There you go, the most interesting sex story of mine lol