Really, Nurture?

As excited I am to announce the arrival of my baby, nurture is pushing me to announce it every time I open the app. Listen, if she were here I'd be screaming it from the roof tops. It's hot and raining from all directions and my ankles are swollen and my arms fall asleep when I try to sleep and I've been baking a crap ton of goodies and cleaning like my life depends on it and peeing every 5 minutes. If I had delivered this little bundle, I'd be sure to let y'all know!!! Get off my back!! Can I get an amen?! 😂😂😂