I got out of bed for maybe 3 min...

So I woke up around 4:30 am to go pee like usual and also decided to get something to drink. When I come back I find my SO cuddling with my full body pillow I've been using for my back. I tug gently at it but he's got a tight grip. I pull a little harder and then he starts making whinny noises. I whisper "gimme back my pillow" and he says "it's mine, you left me". I told him I was only gone for a few minutes and he says "that's all it takes"

All in thinking now "Is he fucking serious!?!? What a little bitch" 😂😂

I did get my pillow back once I got situated in bed again