BURN ALL THE THINGS

I freaking swear, I had been getting so many mosquito bites this summer that I was really questioning what the hell was wrong with me. Like, gah. So annoying.

Well, tonight I come to find something crawling right near my face when I pulled up the covers to go to bed. I shine my phone's light on it, gently but quickly pull the covers off so I can go turn on the light and catch the stupid thing, and what do I find???

A DISGUSTING BED BUG!!!!!

This was over three hours ago, and I can't go into my room, can't stop shaking, and am basically freaking out because I can't believe this and am stuck sitting alone with the light on in the middle of the floor because I've basically been a blood buffet for who knows how long.

I feel so violated and disgusted and want to trash everything, move away, and burn the building to the ground. My husband does not share in my current feelings and went back to sleep. I don't know what I'm going to do. Maybe sleep in the bathtub. . .