Can’t POAS

Y’all. I’m so embarrassed. I cannot POAS to save my life 😂 whenever I take a hpt, I always just pee in a cup then dip the stick!

Well this morning I woke up....wasn’t sure if I was gonna take a test....

((Long story, I’m 5 days late. I was getting super faint lines for a few days, now they’ve gotten even lighter. Pretty sure I had a chemical. But I woke up, checked my cervix, and it was really high and soft. So I thought “oh what the hell, I’ll just take a test for the hell of it.))

....So I’m like okay I’m gonna just pee on this stick. I grabbed my test, sat on the toilet, and start peeing. I realized my stream wasn’t hitting the test so I’m like F*#%! I started pushing harder so then my pee was shooting everywhere (including the effing floor). The test turned pink so I knew I had peed on it. I thought okay maybe I got this haha...laid the test flat...3 min later, no test line 😂. AKA big fat INVALID. So I waisted my last test and my FMU!!!

Lesson learned. I’ll just continue dipping my sticks 😂😂😂