My first time! ππ
One evening a husband and wife were in bed. The husband was reading a book, and the wife was watching TV. The husband reaches over and puts his hand in his wifeβs panties then withdraws his hand. The wife was surprised by this and thought perhaps her husband was in the mood for a little love. A short time later the husband again reaches into his wifeβs panties then withdraws his hand. Now the wifeβ¦ is almost sure that her husband is βin the moodβ She decides to wait for him to touch her a third time and then she will know for sure. Sure enough, the husband repeats 'the move'. She leaves the bed, removes her clothes, and returns ready for sex. Her husband, still reading his book, is surprised when she says, βDear, Iβm all ready!β The husband asks, βFor what?β She says, βWell, for sex, dear! You've fingered me three times in the last 5 minutes, and now Iβm ready!β The husband replies, βHuh? Sex?? I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages. ππππππππππππππππ
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