Can I get arrested for

Smothering my husband?? Asking for a friend

😂😂.

Anyway my hubby got a haircut today and look so good.

So I said I would test the waters and engage in some calm relaxed intercourse.

Only for us to get carried away

Now I am laying in bed with the worse belly pain. I feel like my belly and back are caving into my vagjay-jay.

So I turn over and my hubby look so peace and calm. Even smiling in his sleep

What????🤦🏾‍♀️

So Can I say I am 9 months pregnant when the cops show up?