This better be my month. Or else.

Ya know what’s total bull shit? Line eyes. I fool myself into believing that I see very faint lines on my pregnancy tests when I know good and damn well I’m seeing things. Here I am 7 days before my (hopefully) missed period (yeah I know I have no self control when it comes to testing) AND I SWEAR I SEE VERY VERY FAINT LINES!! Y’all I even had a dream last night that my eggo is preggo. I’m convinced that ttc is pretty much the devil. If shark week shows up you can find me on my couch searching for comfort with my good friends Jack and Coke 🙄