Dearest Mr. Lemons

You are the biggest asshole I have ever met and I love you to pieces.

Our relationship is genuine. Real even-steven! I enjoy the teasing and being your brat.

You’re the first person that doesn’t give a damn about where I’ve been and you just care about me now.

I want to always be your favorite person. I will continually look for the ways I can bless you and support you. I’ll do my best to actively listen to you.

My feet have never been happier. I laugh to myself when I remember that you called my excited steps happy feet’s.

You’ve been right by my side as I’ve been dealing with the emotions of the abuse. I can’t believe I was so afraid of telling you.

I just remember we were in our fetus part of our relationship and I had just left another relationship where I would have been blamed for it happening.

You stood there holding me tightly as I cried into your shirt. Telling me for the first time that you cared about me.

We’ve been through so much with our shitty school system. You went with me for my second time of reporting Dicky McGee. That was where you called me your girlfriend for the first time.

We’ve never been traditional. I asked you out first. Then you asked me to dinner. Eventually, we just morphed into being us.

I care about you on many levels. I want you with me. I miss you when we sleep separately. My butt can’t find your hip at night and it throws me off.

You protect and defend me. You do what it takes for any solution to be done.

Life has been hard, but I’m so happy being with you.

I will make you food if you do the dishes. I’ll do the dishes if you make me dinner.

Thank you for keeping me sane, when my emotions are just tossing me in the gutter.

I am here for you, 100%.

That’s why I told you that I love you for the first time last night.

I am much happy that you said it back, I was nervous because I don’t know for certain if you would.

Because by George, I had to stop from telling you on a causal daily basis.

I mean it for the first time. No feelings of the forced nature.

You are the one for me. I can’t wait to see how we’ll grow together.

Sincerely,

-Floofy Gremlin