Where did it go?

Can you relate?:

I see you there. You look like a really cool person. I bet we’d be good friends. Have stuff in common. Bet we’d hang out, smoke a blunt, shoot the shit. Hit up a few other friends and go hang out on the strip at the beach and get honked at. Tell those ugly mother fu**ers you’re my girl and to back off! Sometimes that works, sometimes it backfires, but it’s always funny :) Girl, I can look at you and see, we could be friends, best friends maybe.

Wait... You’re how old?! That’s almost 20 years younger than me!! WTH happened? I was JUST 19 years old, the world was mine! I was kicking ass and taking names and now...?!

I see you there. And in another time, we’d have been really good friends. I just know it. Now? I’d just be the “weird lady, like, almost your moms age 😮”, that’s creeping around like she wants to be friends!

See I knew how to make friends, back in the day 🙄. It’s so strange, you go through all these awkward phases growing up, even into you’re early adult years. You get to a point and you think it’s all behind you. Most people I meet my age are “old”! I’m still young! In my mind I’m still young!

It’s like a sneak peak into Alzheimer’s or dementia. (No intention to diminish either of those conditions btdubs).

End of rant :)